The trollpasta wiki is a wonderful place. Not only is it a learning hub, where you can learn about the Deadsun Wars, it is also a fun website to spook your friends with. I am grateful to call this wiki home (that wasn't a metaphor, I literally live in a box outside CPW HQ), however, I have been noticing some strange things that need explaining. Strange things such as how Lolskeletons is dead. If said admin were to be dead, how would he be able to type or even think, also, how can princess Callie be a princess, if she is infact, a steam Phoenix. Or how can Godzillafan1 know that dr.mario is a fan of Godzilla (Since he's clearly using him as his avatar)? Well the answer is, they are all illuminati. Not only that, but they are also possessed by Zalgo and all have Lavender Town Syndrome.
Here's my proof:
> Be me
> Have trollpasta deleted by admins
> Gets really pissed
> Writes profanities about the Admins
Now you know the dark and secretive truth about admins